Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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