But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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