she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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