ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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