the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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