kristin has been a bad kristin
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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