with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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