It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We need to get me chipped asap
Randomize