i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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