North Korea, Best Korea!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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