Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Randomize
