Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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