I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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