You're completely useless in the revolution.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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