what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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