yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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