I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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