I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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