Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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