He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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