Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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