She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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