you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
