I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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