what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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