Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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