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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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