Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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