Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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