Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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