how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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