Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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