We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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