You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
