i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I won't apologize to a one balled man
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.