just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS