You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize