yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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