I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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