yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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