found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We are all done wearing pants today
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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