what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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