Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my being single is dangerous.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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