i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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