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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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