Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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