Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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