i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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