I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
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