let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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