Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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