Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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