Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't notice because vodka
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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