i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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